| October 3rd, 2007 | Britney’s Aunt States the Obvious |
Britney’s aunt Chandra McGovern has stated the blindingly obvious to British newspaper The Sun about Britney’s need for real, solid support. McGovern is afraid Britney might commit suicide, and makes comments about how “real southern girls” don’t show their twats to the general public — as if going out with no panties on is strictly a northern phenomenon. Good lord. Then there is the comment about how Britney’s mother used to be her “backbone”, and how everything went to hell after that relationship fell apart, which nicely skates over the fact that every single thing that is happening right now is a DIRECT result of Lynn Spears’ shitty parenting. Here’s what Chandra had to say (the uppercase is us): She said: “We are very worried that things are going to spiral out of control. Instead of her turning to her family [BECAUSE HER FAMILY ARE USELESS] she is going to turn to the friends she has been hanging with — and the partying and drugs. And whether it be intentionally or accidental, there may be a drugs overdose. We are worried about suicidal tendencies in her [YOU SHOULD BE]. Everything is spiraling down and she has not got a backbone — a family member to help her [THAT’S BECAUSE HER FAMILY ARE NOTHING BUT BLOODSUCKING TRAILER TRASH]. We fear that one day we may turn on the TV that she’s done something terrible to herself [SHE WILL]. Every time you turn the TV on it’s something and every time it’s more negative than the last. It gets worse and worse. Not wearing panties is not something a true southern girl would do. Then, in front of the paparazzi when she crashed into the car and said, ‘Oops’ and took off, she knows better than that. In some of the clips we’ve seen it looks like either she’s on something or so drunk she doesn’t know what world she’s in. It’s heartbreaking. Everybody is human [REALLY?!?], but she needs to come back down to earth. Her mother was always her backbone [HAHAHAHA]. Since they’ve fallen out everything has gone to hell [YEAH THAT’S THE REASON WHY]. The kids came second and her party life came first so it really wasn’t a shock that the kids have been taken away from her [YOU’RE NO BETTER THAN HER YOU SANCTIMONIOUS COW]. It was just very disappointing. You just want to reach out and grab her and hug her and tell her you love her [AND ASK FOR A LOAN]. I want to knock some sense into her and say, ‘Britney — wake up!’ It’s almost like it’s a nightmare [ALMOST?] and we want her to wake up from it. But she’s a grown woman. She knows how to make her mind up and she’s choosing the wrong path [NO SHIT!].” In a nutshell: Chandra McGovern watches TV and sees Britney making mistakes. This concerns her, but not enough to actually DO ANYTHING. And if you think Chandra can’t help someone who doesn’t want to be helped, ask yourself this question: how much effort do you think she would make if someone offered her a million dollars to straighten Britney out? Or hell, even ten bucks.
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October 4th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Boy, you said it. I am sick and tired of these greedy, grasping sycophants (hey, that has a nice rhythm to it, doesn’t it?) slinking around the feet of their wealthy family members, pretending to give a shit (HELLO, DIna Lohan!). Gollum had more class.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Hello…Thanks for the nice read, keep up the interesting posts..what a nice Wednesday
January 1st, 2008 at 7:45 am
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