Suppose the government took your children away from you because you couldn’t NOT get drunk and high and naked two days in a row.

What do you do? Do you

a - Try to figure out what’s best for your kids and act accordingly

b - Give up and decide parenting was never for you anyway

c - Go to a tanning salon despite being well aware that the world is watching you and your actions could be perceived as uncaring and sort of… crazy?

Guess which one Britney chose.

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