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September 26th, 2007 Sign to Save Britney!

Once upon a time there was a bright, beautiful young woman called Britney Jean Spears.

She rose to fame as a Mouseketeer on the Mickey Mouse Club, and hit the big time with a song called Baby… One More Time. The success of the song meant that a very young Britney was propelled into international stardom - she traveled the world, singing her heart out and living her dream.

Fast forward eight or nine years and the person who should now be a highly successful pop star has been reduced to a parody of what constitutes trailer trash - divorced, two kids, drug problems, alcohol problems, sexual promiscuity and consistently bad decision making.

Why? What went wrong? What does Britney lack that, say, Christina Aguilera or Mandy Moore do not?

The answer: a solid, stable, supportive and reliable family network. Britney’s parents are the absolute worst kind of parasite - they sold their daughter down the river and failed to guide her when she most needed it. The result is the bald-headed psycho you see on the home page of this website.

Britney needs an intervention. Her fans need to be her intervention. Seeing as her family is completely useless and she has no friends, all that is left are you guys. Leave her your supportive messages on this page so she KNOWS not everyone out there sees her as an unsavable worthless joke of a person.

SAVE THE POP PRINCESS!

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4 Responses to “Sign to Save Britney!”

  1. Randi Chaisson Says:

    Brit….
    I just wanted you to know that I read what all of the Tabloids say about you and my heart goes out to you and your boys! I couldn’t even imagine my every move being front page news…we have all made mistakes but the difference between us and you is that you have to make those mistakes in the public eye. I love you and I will always love you! You still have alot of true fans out there and I am on your side! Good luck with everything and I hope to see you back on top in no time!

    Your fan For life Randi

  2. Daniel Says:

    I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Intervention, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

  3. Katherine Says:

    I like Britney(brutney) as much as the next person but you are insane.
    p.s if you would like a male contatct me

  4. Young Skeezy Says:

    I love you Brit you enormous trainwreck. I spend most of my days looking at hagged out skangly pics of you and miss my perfect bodied Brit that made me want to puke my food so I could look like you. I know now, that I am way hotter than you so let’s get things back to normal and make me question my self worth again!

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