Some things are just incomprehensible to us, for example, why velour suits? Why so many fat people in Santa Clarita? Who is still buying Westlife albums?

And why, why, WHY would Britney want ANOTHER child?

Let’s just take a look at the situation here.

She has two children. Not to mention the ex-step children. Not to mention the dogs, which she clearly feels more responsibility for than her OWN boys. One might think she wishes she never had them, that they’re a nuisance to her and she was too young and inexperiences when she did have them.

So what on earth kind of sense does it make to add ANOTHER child to this diabolical drunken drug-taking rehab familial discord-laden mix?

Well, according to a source, Britney has not only been reckless with her birth control, she’s also been sleeping around and may, this very moment, be pregnant.

Life & Style says, “She’s slept with pal Sam Lutfi, some friends believe, and her friend claims Britney and producer JR Rotem have been “hooking up.” “When her friends ask if she’s being safe, Britney says it’s just casual sex,” says the friend. “She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant.”

Britney, don’t do it! For all our sakes.

Britney Fuckupometer: CODE RED!